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Walnut Grove Al

A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .
Guy. This place is fucking gross

Guy2. Obviously it's walnut Grove Al
by Imawolfy October 15, 2021
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Walnut

A Cookie Run “story game” uploader that stole their ex’s idea for one of their newest posts. They consume more Milanesa than the average Italian consumes pasta in approximately 72 hours and tend to listen to twink music
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy
Did you see Walnut’s newest post?”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink??”
by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023
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Walnut

The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.
When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.
by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021
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Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.
“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”
by mjmoo December 1, 2018
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walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
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Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points
Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut
by car air conditioning June 9, 2024
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