Vag-matic

An industrial douchebag

That guy looks like a vag-matic. Straight up.

by anonymousOOOg May 26, 2015

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 06, 2012

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 28, 2017

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick March 13, 2014

Vag Sticker

noun: what a "man's" dude card is replaced with, once revoked.

Josh: "That was gay, I'm pulling your Dude Card."
Alex: "Well, what do i get instead?"
Josh: *pauses* "a Vag Sticker."

by deceptive enlightenment March 13, 2009

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!

The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL

by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019

Vag-Tackle

A combat move in which a woman uses her groin and inner thighs to take down an opponent. She wraps her legs around her foe and forces him to the ground.

- Dude did you see that?
• Yah man this movie kicks ass!
- Oh snap! Did you see that vag-tackle!?
• Take dat pussayy

by SIE123 January 11, 2013