vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate

i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand

by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!

The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL

by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019

Vag-ined

When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all.

Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's always with his hoe..that dude is vag-ined.

by the dudeski October 18, 2008

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019