A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017
Get the twister biscuitmug. by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
Get the The cena twistermug. A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.
Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.
by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020
Get the Target Twistermug. by Hijuhhejjsbfjf January 27, 2021
Get the Playing Twistermug. by luke February 17, 2005
Get the The Texas Twistermug. An advanced sex move where the female beinds backward into a bridge. The male then proceeds to get on top, instert his penis and spin himself as if on an office chair.
by Andrew Yost September 3, 2005
Get the Texas Twistermug. by bluguy57 April 6, 2010
Get the titty twistermug.