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Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.
Twilight ≠ Book
by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011
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twilighters

an extremely annoying group of fags that obsess and need to get over that stupid book/ movie

it isn't real....you will never meet any of the twilight characters (and no going to that much show and getting 50 yards away from them does not count as meeting them you idiots) nor will you ever have a chance with them not to mention marrying them

all the actors in the movie are terrible and hideous.
the book is fictional, and if you understand what that means it means not REAL
it gets freaking irritating after like 5 minutes of you talking about it.

so stop and shut up about it.
Vampires are not real, never will be existant and you obviously wont meet one.
jeez, I hate twilighters...

-yeah they are so unrealistic
by harrietta lavern March 8, 2009
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The world's most elaborate and cunningly crafted Mormon advertising campaign against pre-marital sex
Stephanie Meyer, author of Twilight, told me it is wrong to have sex before marriage, therefore it must be true
by pimp_my_yak1 December 17, 2009
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Twilight

Biggest fucking mistake ever.
It's a book series by Stephenie Meyer.
You're a Twilight! I knew we should have used protection.
by GIRL WHO KNOWS IT ALL.. June 24, 2010
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a depressed girl who cannot decide weather to screw a dead man or a dog
Bella + vampire=twilight???
Bella + werewolf=twilight???
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Twilight

A multi-billion dollar producing franchise that is frequently given incredibly negative feedback regardless of it's success.

Common negative feedback; "Edward is pale, hence, ugly," (Robert Pattinson has been named Sexiest Man Alive for the past five years)

"Kristen Stewart has no emotions" (No one will ever acknowledge her beautiful smile after that label had been made)

"They totally changed the image of vampires!" (Hence, the success. Originality is key.)

"They sparkle!" (Back to the originality argument. These are not regular vampires.)

"There's no plot," (Right. Obviously not, that's why there's a James and a Volturi and a Jacob Black and a Renesmee,)

Truth be told, narrow-mindedness has shown no mercy on this franchise.
Girl 1: "Ugh! I fucking hate Twilight!"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Because there's no plot and Edward's so ugly!"
Girl 2: "Have you read it?"
Girl 1: "Yes,"
Girl 2: "Did you hate from before you read it?"
Girl 1: "Well yeah,"
Girl 2: "Well there you fucking go you biased ignoramus,"
by Rinny34 January 15, 2013
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Person- "oh, crap! I'm out of toilet paper! oh well, I'll use my sister's Twilight book."
by blondeginnyweasley March 17, 2011
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