The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
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