travel brat

One who will only travel in luxury. One with very high standards for flights, hotels, dining etc while vacationing. Usual a result of experienced business travel, a high income, or being a sugarbaby.

Jack only flies First Class and stays in 5 star hotels. He's a total travel brat.

by Nona Ubizness November 29, 2015

Travel braggage

bragging about your recent travel or trips. Boasting about any aspect of one's travels that are just going to far.

His travel braggage took up our entire lunch break!!

by farkwye March 30, 2022

Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.

Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.

by burty330 July 31, 2012

The Traveling Mugs

Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"

The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!

They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!

Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.

Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.

by Shiz The Dick The Manager March 9, 2011

Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.

We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”

by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018

Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.

I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.

by g.f.y. February 3, 2010

Time Traveler

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself

Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ajreag December 31, 2013