Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

Teven

Between seven and ten

Look out for that plane 'round teven o' clock.

(or) "When you wanna go eat?"
"Around teven'ish"

by Sam J.P. October 21, 2007

Kino Der Toten

The Easiest Nazi Zombie Level Ever: One of the few where it is except able to upgrade bad guns for nothing but humor. Bad people go to the MP40 first, but skilled players go threw the alley because this zombie level is so incredibly easy that it doesn't matter. No need to get far. It is the New Jersey of Nazi Zombies. It is the map that gets everybody to understand zombies and that's why we love it.

Dude... Lets play Kino

There's a reason why it's called kiNO!

Dude I traded my Ray Gun for a China Lake because it's Kino Der Toten and I can uprade it with my Law and get to level 73.

by Rat Majat September 13, 2011

token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

by nj December 19, 2003

token wife

A token wife is someone who is super hot, fit, usually younger than the male she is with

Jay: look at the woman she is so fit and hot
Tom: yeah she's definitely a token wife

by Calidreamer April 4, 2015

towen

The ship name of the two Torchwood characters Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper.

I absolutely ship Towen, shame they're both dead...

by Iantoooo February 25, 2017

Token Beer

In Australian culture, the concept of the token beer, is the consumption of an alcoholic beverage usually a beer in the afternoon before the utilisation of the drug MDMA. The Token Beer is merely a facade for the consumer before they launch right into the session.

Jase: hey mate we getting on the gear tonight?
Sam: Yeah mate what are we doing before?
Jase: Come to mine around 3 for a few token beers then we will get on the Jono Thurstons later in the Uber to revs!

by Al Geoffies May 13, 2018