Toad head

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

by Gremhold September 7, 2017

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019