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Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.
Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome
by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021
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Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches
Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches
by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022
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Max

Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !
“Max” from your bad b
by John from church December 5, 2019
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Max

Max your a green bean
by dontcallmedave100 June 3, 2019
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Max

U seen max today
No why
Cus I need to put out the fire on his head
by Mxbe June 5, 2019
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Max

Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.
Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"
by 14151727 March 2, 2022
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max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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