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Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020
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The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021
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spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021
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Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
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Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization
Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too
by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
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Metal Spork

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023
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