Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.
My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
