Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV September 30, 2015

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010