titty wasted

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

by sd6982 May 18, 2014

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titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.

Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.

by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016

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Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.

Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap

by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016

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Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.

So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!

by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018

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Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

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Celebrated on April 29th, titty appreciation day is a day reserved specifically for the respect, admiration and love of the breasts of women. Big,
small, dark, light, every titty is loved on this sacred, beloved holiday.

Tomorrow is April 29th, titty appreciation day; I’ll make sure to love and admire my girlfriends tittys, with her consent.

by yeah doodle bop blicken April 29, 2019

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