Tuckered

To be so pissed your falling over.

"How pissed was I last night?"
"You were falling all over the place ,you were tuckered"

by OTCC'S RD June 1, 2016

Golden Ticket Idea

An idea that later blows up in your face, per The Office.

Micheal- "We need a golden ticket idea?"
Pam- "Is that an idea that later blows up in your face"

by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009

Testicular Tickler

When a woman is using a tickling motion with her fingers on a mans balls.

I was with this freak last night, she even used the Testicular Tickler on my balls.

by Noicore June 27, 2010

slick ticket

a person with gangsta swag of epic proportions

Al Capone is such a slick ticket.

by littleman8675309 October 5, 2011

spleen tickler

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

by GusTheD December 17, 2011

Dance Ticket

A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.

The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.

The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.

A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.

It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".

Example 1:

Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"

Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"

Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"

by phlphll May 27, 2014

anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

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by The Anus Mongler January 13, 2016