Time Sponge

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary
I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.
by Huntch March 09, 2010
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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Blood sponge

A blood sponge is another word used for tampon.
A female product used to absorbe blood and such
when a female has her period.
"It was her time of the month, so she used a blood sponge."
by iheartyou October 30, 2005
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sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.
by tayb October 17, 2005
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sponge bobber

stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.
by smart smella April 18, 2022
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Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019
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sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.
Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free
by Binaryjutsu February 08, 2015
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