When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
Get the Pear saladmug. by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017
Get the Prickly pearmug. Da Pare! 🍐 It is a type of food to eat. And it can be someone's name, or even an animal's name, which is really sweet!
Girl 1: "I love you Pare!"
Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"
Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"
Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"
Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"
Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"
Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"
Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"
Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"
by PumaCoco February 23, 2017
Get the Pearmug. 
Australian slang for avocado.
by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009
Get the alligator pearsmug. 1. A pun with the word pair.
2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.
The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.
Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."
It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.
The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.
Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."
It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
Hey have you seen those two together?
Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
by Pumpkin Enthusiast January 26, 2025
Get the Pearmug. A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014
Get the Pear Hairmug.