Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Destiny the Peanut

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut

Destiny the peanut has a huge deformed head

by Anonymous4247 October 5, 2018

Peanut damage

smol tiny baby damage

Wow, this guy sucks he does peanut damage.

by Lasagna84 November 17, 2019

My Peanut

You call your partner this as a term of endearment, especially when he or she is small and weird but lovable weird.

You're so weird, my peanut

by Lozevil January 13, 2023

Peanut-Butterfly

This term is referred when a child captures a Butterfly and keeps it held captive in a jar. Not only does the Butterfly suffer to no end, but the child also reveals his/her finale scheme, in which the end goal is to cover the poor sucker in Peanuts.

Mentally unstable child: BUTTERFLY!!!!! Come to MEEE! Become one with the peanuts and die slowly! Peanut-Butterfly!
Butterfly: Noesz!!1! I don't want to die in peanuts.

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Mr Peanut

Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.

"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Alabama Peanut

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019