A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
by Cali0731 April 09, 2022
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
by Beefcake_520 July 29, 2022
A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"
by Dic Handle January 10, 2020