The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves

Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

mount stupid

A steep and often crowded mountain surrounded by the desert of ignorance and the valley of despair and very far after the forest of wisdom

He's trying to look clever, still hanging around mount stupid in life

by crl__ October 16, 2021

Mount Vagsuvius

The act of placing a mentos in a vagina, followed by Diet coke while aiming the vagina towards the partner's open mouth.

Sometimes the woman may prefer to yell "weeeee" while erupting.

I went to go down on dat ho, but she surprised me by blowing a Mount Vagsuvius right in my mouth.

by Vagexpert February 11, 2022

mount comp

shit school

full of fags

floors smell of dust and bread crumbs

"what school do u go to?"
"ah mount comp"
"is it good?"
"is it fuck"

M.b❤️❤️

by Mbunney2255 December 8, 2022

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

Mount Judd

The UKs number 1 tourist attraction Located in the beautiful town of nuneaton, many people travel abroad to see this amazing landmark

im going to mount judd today chris

ah have a sick one at the best hill in the world

by Timmy Tuncan January 2, 2021

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021