Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

by Doctor123 February 11, 2013

Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.

Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?

by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016

wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love

Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess

by whateveridec March 14, 2014

Mess up

To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.

I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.

by MatthewSzymanski December 18, 2020