Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.

Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks

by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025

Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Masterpiece Figure

figures meant for collectors only not for non collectors also they are very expensive

Guy 1: yo holy shit is that a masterpiece figure
Guy 2: yep only cost 160 dollars

by Polaroid2 July 19, 2022