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Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.
1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"
by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013
mugGet the Golfer's elbowmug.

jessica elbow

Oh no, I hurt my ✨ jessica elbow
by scablabla March 8, 2021
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elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.
"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.
by highmatenince June 27, 2015
mugGet the elbow swearmug.

tunafish elbow

When one penetrates ones-self all the way to their elbow ( mostly female) to the point of borderline paralyzation.
Paula arm feels like its asleep. She must have gone overboard with that tunafish elbow!
by kcmadhatter October 19, 2011
mugGet the tunafish elbowmug.

leather elbow

some one who dose not wash and dirt builds up on there elbow like leather pads
by Gadwin April 9, 2010
mugGet the leather elbowmug.

elbow ash

elbow ash is another name for blond girls, you can use elbow ash as a sub for a blond girl named marley.
oh look at elbow ash over there. hey elbow ash how was your day?
by marxey April 19, 2022
mugGet the elbow ashmug.

elbow head

The type of head where the skull is the shape of someone's elbow and usually has less hair than someone's elbow.
The OC was a complete fucking elbow head
by Greaseball September 4, 2017
mugGet the elbow headmug.

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