shut the fridge door
shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.
shut the fridge door by rumii May 2, 2018
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knocking on the back door
Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
knocking on the back door by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009
the back door trots
Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.
the back door trots by Britannic May 25, 2009
kick the back door in
Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'
'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'
'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'
kick the back door in by Beans57 November 7, 2006
Knocking at the back door
When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.
Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
Knocking at the back door by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
glossing the front door
Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
glossing the front door by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017
Knuckle popping the ham door
Knuckle popping the ham door by Greg Haun February 14, 2019