Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

cd bias

The act of claiming that you're so far behind in your robot build because everybody on Chief Delphi, a FIRST Robotics Competition forum, is weeks ahead of you in their robot build.

JS: Are we hopelessly behind on our robot?
Ian: no bro you're just hella affected by cd bias

by childofFRC February 05, 2024

CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.

Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

by CDSiteMedicGod July 23, 2020

yayo cd

Defined as Obsesive compulsive disorder brought about by excesive cocaine use

Myles had a bad case of yayo cd and checked the door lock 3 times in a row after 3 days of cocaine

by Yayo cd August 29, 2023

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
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"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 03, 2021