Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 04, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website that has words.

Urban Dictionary is a great website if you like looking at words.

by IQuarent August 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The website your currently on right now

Why are you looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by Redsoxsuck04 August 22, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.

*Looks up H*

Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED

Me: Okay, what the fuck.

by A Generic Video Game NPC March 02, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 April 07, 2016

Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.

Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for

by Ariel White June 24, 2013