Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......

hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"

by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011

hitler rocks the stache

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache

Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)

by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Chastity 'stache

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.

Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.

by B. Lewis December 9, 2008

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!

They call me the Stache Booty Johnson!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011