when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
by Pundyne July 3, 2019
Get the shartmug. by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019
Get the shartmug. When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.
Fart+shit=Shart
Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
by OmareBeach July 4, 2016
Get the Shartmug. blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
Get the shartmug. Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014
Get the Shartmug. by Allie Mata January 5, 2006
Get the Shartedmug. 1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005
Get the SHARTEDmug.