Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

Mount Washmore

That giant pile of clothes on your bedroom floor waiting for you to do laundry.

Yeah he was going to scale Mount Washmore today

by Crusty Knight March 22, 2011

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Mount Abu

A backwards, disgusting place where one goes to get themselves sick.

Mount Abu? I heard it’s a horrible place.

by seerofall December 28, 2022

mount stupid

A steep and often crowded mountain surrounded by the desert of ignorance and the valley of despair and very far after the forest of wisdom

He's trying to look clever, still hanging around mount stupid in life

by crl__ October 16, 2021

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021

Mount Trinity

A rather large hill that eats small children as they run up. This is the last frontier in the world or X-country running being rather steep and long. Spectators usually gather along the sides of this incline to watch as runners armed with running spikes and climbing picks challenge the near 90° vertical grade. This Mountain is the home many annual CISAA runs including the X-Country finals at the end of the fall sport season. Is is common knowledge that many people attempt the hill only to take a very long time and, or even possibly fail.

Damn, we have to run up mount trinity? Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a long hike.

by HardCoreRunner41 September 16, 2013