This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
Get the Mosemug. A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
Get the Come to Moses Momentmug. by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. A great guy who always believe in the almighty God, truly NBA, handsome always loved incredible human not too perfect but perfect, inspiring, thoughtful always fun to be with and future winner of the world cup. Amazing and has the best smile and best friend you could ever have.
I love Moses.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. 
When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit
by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016
Get the Road Mosesmug. A name-calling insult for a person who does stupendous actions, such as falling down out of nowhere, or dying hilariously amusing.
You were one big Moses when you fell down the stairs the other day...
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
by stringlord363 February 4, 2025
Get the Mosesmug.