lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010

ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy

Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards

by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022

Lizard Nigga

Scaly, Ugly, Huge, Dirty Nigga

brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!

by Brandon Leisure August 15, 2021

Lobby Lizard

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.

I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.

by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022

slippery lizard

The WORST word in urban dictionary

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*

by Bick Cox February 3, 2022

lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.

"The lizards control the world."

by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.

"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."

by thefolge March 7, 2008