The Kaden is an entitled, aggressive but physically weak and socially-inept Gen Z male, typically born between 2005 and 2010 and likely addicted to TikTok. Found most commonly in middle-to-upper-middle class suburbs. As a child, the Kaden was usually the kid on 10 different medications and coddled by his divorced parents.
He is generally identified by his stupid broccoli haircut, underweight build, pallid complexion, and weird tendency to only wear black t shirts and hoodies. The Kaden has an outrageously inflated sense of self-importance, often claiming—despite a comfortable life—that he is oppressed or victimized by society. Despite his proneness to panic attacks, he is also hyperaggressive and quick to pick fights while simultaneously claiming to be the victim when there is a consequence.
Kadens are human chihuahuas: loud, insecure, yappy, aggressive, yet fragile and neurotic. Online, he can be identified by his reliance on stolen African American vernacular—“bro,” “yo,” “I’m dead." Though strongly overlapping with incels, a subset of Kadens do somehow acquire girlfriends.
Prime Kaden moments include: 1. Backtalking a cop, getting tackled, then whining that his anxiety is “acting up.” 2. Picking fights with security guards while shaking and on the verge of wetting himself. 3. Gathering in huge packs with other Kadens at McDonald’s and blasting TikToks while laughing maniacally like hyenas.
The Kaden is behaviorally very similar to the Karen, except worse in every way.
He is generally identified by his stupid broccoli haircut, underweight build, pallid complexion, and weird tendency to only wear black t shirts and hoodies. The Kaden has an outrageously inflated sense of self-importance, often claiming—despite a comfortable life—that he is oppressed or victimized by society. Despite his proneness to panic attacks, he is also hyperaggressive and quick to pick fights while simultaneously claiming to be the victim when there is a consequence.
Kadens are human chihuahuas: loud, insecure, yappy, aggressive, yet fragile and neurotic. Online, he can be identified by his reliance on stolen African American vernacular—“bro,” “yo,” “I’m dead." Though strongly overlapping with incels, a subset of Kadens do somehow acquire girlfriends.
Prime Kaden moments include: 1. Backtalking a cop, getting tackled, then whining that his anxiety is “acting up.” 2. Picking fights with security guards while shaking and on the verge of wetting himself. 3. Gathering in huge packs with other Kadens at McDonald’s and blasting TikToks while laughing maniacally like hyenas.
The Kaden is behaviorally very similar to the Karen, except worse in every way.
Person 1: Remember that guy who streamed himself picking a fight with the teacher and then claimed to be having a panic attack when she sent him to detention?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just the nature of the kaden.
Person 2: Yeah, that's just the nature of the kaden.
by Geometry Face October 27, 2025
Get the The Kadenmug. 
The kind of guy to never be there for you. He has lots of pimples and plays soccer. He enjoys talking to girls he can’t get. In his free time he plays r6 and forgets to snap you back
by FromTheBack69 November 1, 2021
Get the Kadenmug. he is an asshole who likes to fuck his own bear and hes gay he loves his friend named adien. he likes to be a smartass. he is a RETARD.
kaden: hey adien i love you
adien: omg i love you too come here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adien: omg i love you too come here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by this id down right true December 20, 2017
Get the kadenmug. Kaden is going to get high
by Kirishima the real one February 15, 2020
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Get the Kaden Peifermug.