gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run
I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.
by Koi292229 September 07, 2015
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gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
by atheneum November 02, 2013
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Revenge-Gift

When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.
by yoyo42 July 18, 2018
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hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.
Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?
by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019
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Gifted Bee

A bee that’s been gifted in the game of bee swarm simulator. It grants additional buffs, for example a brave bee who gets one attack power when gifted.
I wanted to hatch a good Gifted Bee with this star egg, but instead got Gifted Brave Bee! Bruh!
by defined.com November 24, 2022
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gifted abby

I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER
me: gifted abby ily

abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god
by i love costa March 08, 2021
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Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
by bonafied cracker December 28, 2011
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