The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
Get the Basement foolmug. by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018
Get the Fool Merchantmug. The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.
Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.
by sebacostamr May 27, 2021
Get the Fool's Fortunemug. if someone were to spray a half can of ax on they would be a fool cat. Or you could say it smells like a fool cat in here.
by Brian gss October 2, 2007
Get the fool catmug. Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)
I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.
by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019
Get the Mapril Foolsmug. by Chalupadog July 26, 2018
Get the Choopy Foolmug. When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.
Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.
by tomkru August 27, 2015
Get the fool's goldmug.