(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019
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I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
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Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.
by WalterTar November 25, 2024
Get the Prepearing the thanksgiving feast mug.Traditional Thanksgiving foods include stuffing, turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, gravy, and mashed potatoes.
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Get the Thanksgiving mug.Immediately after you pour gravy down your girl or guy’s throat, smack the back of his or her head and make it come out his/her nose. See Angry Dragon but with gravy.
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