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Taylor's have the largest known penis size and gigantic, yet strangely sensual testicles.
Tom: Look how big my dick is!
Any Females: If you think that's big you should see Taylor's!
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A girl who will scoop your eyes out with a spoon and eat them in front of your parents if you mess with her boyfriend.
Damn Taylor
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Wow thats a Taylor
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to overreact, get really annoyed, chuck a remote at your little brother's face and then storm off.
person 1: stop doin that!

little bro : no

*control is thrown across the room*

little bro: ow! that hit me in the face!

person 2 : dude you totally got taylor'd
by mystery man6132 February 16, 2010
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The Taylor, is a legendary figure that rules the suburbs and CBD of Melbourne, Australia. The urban myth of the Taylor is that when the air thickens with the scent of man, the stench of liqor can be smelt and a faint mating call can be heard, the Taylor, an alcohol god will appear. The man known as the Taylor represents a party animal and drinking maniac who can skull bottles of tequila one after another, walk into a random group of girls and have all of them dancing in the palm of his hand and a man of self-fellatio. Any night out with the "Taylor" is definately one not to be forgotten, and if he is in "full flight", may also be a night that is unintentionally forgotten!
"Mate, I can hear...THE TAYLOR coming...."

"....oh its going to be a heavy night tonight....."

...."YEAWWWWWW"
by mook man January 1, 2012
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Freak; Creepy; Gets crazy in bed; Crazy; FREAKALICIOUS!; Weird
Damn, that girl's a Taylor!
by FreakyTayTay January 25, 2011
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The most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful i love her brown haair and light eyes are the best she is really weird but lovable she is sort of timid at first but then super outgoing she is absoluteley gorgeous and is great in bed i love taylors
OMG SHE IS HOT SHE MUST BE A TAYLOR
by hdughdtu December 28, 2011
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