Taylor

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylors favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew.

"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor!"

by AtchkeyThedumsious June 4, 2018

Taylor

Typically a girl with brown curly hair , usually short in height, has long lasting friendships. Often times has feuds with her family but will mess you up if you mess with them. A lot of Taylor's have a common condition called "Resting Bitch Face". Doesnt drink often but loves tequila. Particularly sly and sneaky. Often called manipulative. Always get there way. But all around a fun and loving person, and you would be lucky to have a Taylor close to you.

Boy 1: Man Taylor really loves tequila

Boy two: I can tell!

by Juancac October 24, 2015

Taylor

Taylor's have the largest known penis size and gigantic, yet strangely sensual testicles.

Tom: Look how big my dick is!
Any Females: If you think that's big you should see Taylor's!

by Hfexbyulhfsaf March 23, 2019

Taylor

to overreact, get really annoyed, chuck a remote at your little brother's face and then storm off.

person 1: stop doin that!

little bro : no

*control is thrown across the room*

little bro: ow! that hit me in the face!

person 2 : dude you totally got taylor'd

by mystery man6132 February 16, 2010

Taylor

The Taylor, is a legendary figure that rules the suburbs and CBD of Melbourne, Australia. The urban myth of the Taylor is that when the air thickens with the scent of man, the stench of liqor can be smelt and a faint mating call can be heard, the Taylor, an alcohol god will appear. The man known as the Taylor represents a party animal and drinking maniac who can skull bottles of tequila one after another, walk into a random group of girls and have all of them dancing in the palm of his hand and a man of self-fellatio. Any night out with the "Taylor" is definately one not to be forgotten, and if he is in "full flight", may also be a night that is unintentionally forgotten!

"Mate, I can hear...THE TAYLOR coming...."

"....oh its going to be a heavy night tonight....."

...."YEAWWWWWW"

by mook man January 1, 2012

Taylor

Freak; Creepy; Gets crazy in bed; Crazy; FREAKALICIOUS!; Weird

Damn, that girl's a Taylor!

by FreakyTayTay January 25, 2011

Taylor

The most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful i love her brown haair and light eyes are the best she is really weird but lovable she is sort of timid at first but then super outgoing she is absoluteley gorgeous and is great in bed i love taylors

OMG SHE IS HOT SHE MUST BE A TAYLOR

by hdughdtu December 28, 2011