tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 18, 2016

Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.

“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”

by Spumgus October 7, 2020

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.

I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.

by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020

Tater Pushing

The act of squeezing the bottom of your scrotum when you’re not fully erect to make it harder.

Tommy was tater pushing his scrotum so he could squeeze it into Morgan’s rear end.

by Dr Alex March 1, 2022

Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 19, 2017