Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016

Juicy toot

When you try to pass gas and diahrea comes out instead

Damn I just juicy tooted. I gotta hit the head

by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023