Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

by care taker October 12, 2009

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017

Tyking

when one acts immaturely/childish (similarly to a tyke or young child)

Rob: Guys, check out this banana suit!
Charlie: Dude, you're tyking.

by CJN4Lyfe September 28, 2009

J.R.R. Tokin

When someone smokes the marijuana or "tokes" and reads The Lord of the Rings.

"ahh a nice night of J.R.R. Tokin"

by J.R.R. Tokin August 25, 2008

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011