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today

A term referring to the current era, specifically from the year 2000 onwards, as when a radio station says "the best mix of 80's, 90's, and today". It often evokes a blend of cultural influences, particularly when referencing music, fashion, and trends from the 1980s, 1990s, and the present.
The playlist features the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today, showcasing how past styles continue to influence modern music.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021
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You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.
(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.
by anonymous December 5, 2022
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today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.
by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018
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today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !
Dude... today was pissin!
by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022
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This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.
Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)
by KAN3AN June 9, 2024
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