not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.

Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.

by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021

technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

a thick ass girl thats like to tank boiz

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

by saxaphonebandit March 29, 2021

not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night

hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today

by carnokarma April 1, 2021

dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024