Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay

Kevin is indeed homosexual

by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

Kevin

An annoying twat

Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.

by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018