Skip to main content

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017
mugGet the surfing the wormmug.

Truffle-Worm

Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.
God, my truffle-worm stinks.
by LiamTheLaym December 30, 2019
mugGet the Truffle-Wormmug.

eraser worm

The little curls of eraser debris that litter the writing surface after a bout of erasing. So called because they resemble tiny worms.
Student: Teacher, can I switch desks? This one is covered with eraser worms!

Teacher: No, but you can clean it.

Student: How?

Teacher: Find a way.
by selenology May 27, 2009
mugGet the eraser wormmug.

lemony worm

omg look it’s lemony worm wow lemony is so sexy
by kevinfurby May 15, 2021
mugGet the lemony wormmug.

Four Wormed

verb. To be beaten at a game of "worms" by a team who still has all 4 worms alive.
(While playing "worms - open warfare" on nintendo ds) "Dude...change the difficulty to easy, I just got four wormed!"

(On returning a "worms" game to the game store) "I'd like to return this game. These bitches keep four wormin' my ass!"
by Mr. A. Hole May 21, 2009
mugGet the Four Wormedmug.

worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after
Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017
mugGet the worm handsmug.

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.
This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm
by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021
mugGet the Christmas wormmug.

Share this definition