sinister slipper

Waking up 20 minutes before your roommate and nutting in their slippers so that the slippers are damp and sticky when they put them on.

My jackass roommate screamed when he put his nasty ogre feet into his sinister slippers this morning and it was hilarious.

by chunkycharizard October 27, 2023

flesh slipper

When somebody holds your foot like a slipper. Their fingers around your toes, the palm of their hand against the base of their foot.

My feet are cold and I can’t find my slippers, can you give me a flesh slipper?

by SlipCat September 26, 2021

Slipper lobster

Now it's Lord Lobster

We called them slipper lobsters in Hawaii but now are called Lord Lobsters

by LordofGrange May 1, 2024

slipper bridge

The area between the vagina and the arsehole

Go lick my slipper bridge

by Rommel December 20, 2019

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.

"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."

by spewslipper August 11, 2009

Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018