Shrek

A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment

Get shreked In the ass

by NateDavidson420 February 13, 2019

the shrek

When Bill Belichick throws a belt around the grey hoodie.

"The Shrek" is courtesy of Barstool Sports.

by typex December 25, 2007

Shrek

An ugly ogre-like monster. Known to live in swamps and eat toe-jam.

Shrek - Marisa Dickey

by Nip ples November 18, 2011

shrek

a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)

From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)

Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?

Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*

by Yer Ass February 28, 2005

Shrek

A large ass, a fat ass.

Damn, Lisa has a shrek!

by WinterSeason May 24, 2008

shrek

slang word 4 weed, mary j or wateva u guys call it.

yo dude, you wanna come chill at mine, i just bought a 20 bag of shrek.

by anonymous........ January 12, 2006

Shrek

Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.

Drek just got shrekt by shrek's swamp monster.

by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016