Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
by Centerwarz July 13, 2011

by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.
Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011

Long form for russian.
Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and slides it up and down until ejaculation. The woman helps by pushing her breasts together to form a channel.
Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and slides it up and down until ejaculation. The woman helps by pushing her breasts together to form a channel.
by Michael Porter March 22, 2007

LAKUUU NOoOoOCCCCCC!!!!
by EXACTLY May 4, 2004

A person who argues passionately for extreme views, usually without credible sources and often with legitimately fake news. They have no intention to seek truth or represent reality. Their intention is often to pit people against each other, induce fear, and disrupt order, but can also be rooted in the need to be correct despite credible and concrete evidence otherwise. The term is widely acceptable for actual Russian trolls on social media platforms but can also apply to people who don't know or care about how to find credible information sources and /or how to have a civil discussion about opposing views. In an argument they often push a great deal of misinformation, cannot provide sources, are often sensational, and make no effort to listen or understand other's points of views.
I really like hanging out with Karen but when she gets to talking about some subjects she is like a Russian troll; aggressively pushing her point of view with wrong information and no attempt to understand or even listen to others.
by CLS 8888 July 20, 2018

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.
Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine
Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home
Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home
by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023
