pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.

Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.

by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019

Pencil Gip

When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.

Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"

Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."

Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."

by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011

pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.

Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there

by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 15, 2018