golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010

Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.

“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”

by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017

Kegging

Kegging is a sexual action involving stuffing an alcoholic beverage or bottle into one’s asshole so the pouring end faces outwards. The person can now be used as a human keg to pour drinks for everyone.

Pelham was telling me he wanted to try kegging with his girlfriend, I don’t know it seems kind of gross.

by Alreet0011011 March 11, 2025

Australian Keg Stand

The act of doing a keg stand through the butthole to effectively chug (or as it is also known formally; boofing) through the ass to consume alcohol. The term Australian referring to the fact the chigging is being done down under.

"Yo! Did you see Andre just straight up do an Australian keg stand right in the middle of the party infront of everyone?"
"I know bro that was insane! Talk about boofing right!?"

by TheCreatorOfBadWetDreams November 3, 2025

Kegs

A friend or colleague that’s usually of a darker tone.

Damn, it was so dark last night, i couldn’t see kegs.

by Notaginge2662628 September 29, 2025

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.

“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”

by rabiescat November 25, 2023

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011