by ajsl19oiuwer April 28, 2021

Status Update:
"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"
no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"
no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed
I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018
