My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
Get the Vagina Heatermug. by Kigler June 25, 2022
Get the heatermug. A badass fireman mustache or any well groomed, luscious stache that all the homosexuals want to wear during a cold and lonely night.
Captain- “Hey boys! Good work on that fire let’s go grab a drink down at the tavern.”
Firefighter- “But today is ThursGAY and they might hit on your awesome heater.”
Captain- “Win-win, lets go!!”
Firefighter- “But today is ThursGAY and they might hit on your awesome heater.”
Captain- “Win-win, lets go!!”
by 69i812 February 28, 2019
Get the Heatermug. When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.
Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
by CrayKay November 27, 2012
Get the Dirty Heatermug. Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.
Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
by wch-meister August 9, 2017
Get the Heatermug. 