When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.
Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.
Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.
"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."
by Airsofter October 05, 2007
by zimbax November 18, 2012
What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.
by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019
A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.
by Bubski July 15, 2008
Something that, in 2013, was supposed to stop the delay of Obamacare, just so that the Obama Administration could turn around and keep delaying parts of it later.
Progressives and Democrats wailed about the partial government shutdown -- name-calling the Republicans "extremists" and "domestic terrorists" -- but have no problem with Obama delaying parts of Obamacare now -- which is exactly what the argument surrounding the government shutdown was about in the first place. Hypocrites!
by oiehg aori March 04, 2014
Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals
by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021