methalogical creature

Creatures only when fucked off on meth-example treeples
The methalogical creatures are coming for me
by Cheekychris May 3, 2018
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.
Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.
by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023
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Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.
Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.
by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019
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creature

thats creature
yes period pooh creature means a ugly asl person
by 0erdpercs May 25, 2020
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2013
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