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circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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[Cajun Circus Elephant]

A sexual act involving three willing participants in three distinct steps: Step One - Cajun spices are sprinkled on the surface where intercourse will take place

Step Two - the male partner must ejaculate on a female participant who then proceeds to roll around in the spices mastering the shake n' bake technique

Step Three - All participants mount each other much like elephants in a circus, upon the climax they wave their arms in an elephant like style.
Rachel: "I'm feeling some Cajun Circus Elephant tonight whaddaya say we call up Julia?"
Ted:"Only if I get to be ringleader this time!"
by PeanutDan January 26, 2011
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Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on
I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022
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circus freak crazy

When it goes from "you're so funny and crazy" crazy to "dude, if you don't stop I'm callin the cops" crazy. Another invention of my brother, TZ.
That lady kept yelling, and yelling. When she got near the chainsaw, I knew she was circus freak crazy.
by Concierge March 27, 2005
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three ring circus

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.
'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::
by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010
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Post Circus Syndrome

Commonly known as PCS, Post Circus Syndrome is the phase that every person goes through after returning home from the watching the circus or any acrobatic entertainment. The person inflicted with this will attempt to mimic what they have just watched, often ending in humiliation and injury, even death (if you're fat, and/or a sweeg)
Person 1: "Oh, it's so sad, johnny was a great guy..."
Person 2: "Ya, if he wasn't so fat then he would have had a better chance of surviving Post Circus Syndrome."
Person 4: "Word."
by al4 February 26, 2010
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